Merry and Pippin just watch and trade lembas instead.Ĭhapter Four – Treebeard: “That’s right fellow Ents, Saurman has WMDs! We have to intervene!”Ĭhapter Five – The White Rider: “Gandalf! How the hell…” “No time for explanations Aragorn, the plot calls!”Ĭhapter Six – The King Of The Golden Hall: Black clothes? Pale? No eyebrows? Perving on that guy’s sister? Weird nickname? Probably evil.Ĭhapter Seven – Helm’s Deep: He writes such meaningful poetry.Ĭhapter Eight – The Road To Isengard: It’s paved with good intentions. I’ll be your friend…”Ĭhapter One – The Departure Of Boromir: Aragorn and Legolas have some mad freestyle dirge skills.Ĭhapter Two – The Riders Of Rohan: You know what would explain how the three guys can run non-stop for three days? A Rocky montage.Ĭhapter Three – The Uruk-Hai: Mordor and Isengard trade “Er we go, er, we go, er we go’s” for a while. Better hosts know when to make them.Ĭhapter Nine: The Great River – Rapids, wasteland, Orcs, Gollum, “Fell Beasts”…What’s so great about this damn river?Ĭhapter Ten: The Breaking Of The Fellowship – Boromir says: “Give me the Ring. Either way, she’s very odd.Ĭhapter Eight: Farewell To Lorien – Good guests know when to leave.
Also, wolves!Ĭhapter Five: The Bridge Of Khazad Dum – “Western Road doesn’t sound so stupid now, huh?” thinks Boromir.Ĭhapter Six: Lothlorien – We interrupt your quest to bring you this trippy detour through the hippy forest.Ĭhapter Seven: The Mirror Of Galadriel – Maybe she’s on something.
Frodo and Pippin make him feel at home, while Sam slams his head of a table.Ĭhapter Eleven: A Knife In The Dark – Aragorn tries leading the group to safety, belatedly realising he’s doing the exact opposite.Ĭhapter Twelve: Flight To The Ford – Slouching towards Rivendell, then the banjo music starts.Ĭhapter One: Many Meetings – “Hope you didn’t have any problems getting here Frodo!”Ĭhapter Two: The Council Of Elrond – The Galactic Senate’s got nothing on these guys.Ĭhapter Three: The Ring Goes South – Elrond is unhelpful, Gandalf is grumpy, Sam is stupid and the mountains are angry.Ĭhapter Four: A Journey In The Dark – Actually, a lot of this chapter takes place in the light. The reader gets confused.Ĭhapter Nine: At The Sign Of The Prancing Pony – Having resolutely decided to be more careful from now, the group decide to get drunk with no regrettable consequences.Ĭhapter Ten: Strider – A scruffy, suspicious looking vagabond turns up the hobbits room.
Luckily, the most rational character imaginable is there to save him.Ĭhapter Seven: In The House Of Tom Bombadil: I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there is something very strange about this couple…Ĭhapter Eight: Fog On The Barrow-Downs – The hobbits get sleepy. Fatty Lumpkin was on the grassy knoll.Ĭhapter Six: The Old Forest – Frodo snaps under the pressure. Oh, and a talking fox turns up at one point.Ĭhapter Four: A Shortcut To Mushrooms – Where I start reading way too much into Frodo’s “troubled” childhood.Ĭhapter Five: A Conspiracy Unmasked – That’s right.
#LOTR TWO TOWERS CHAPTER SUMMARY SERIES#
Note: While I like to have fun with the chapter descriptions here, I feel honor bound to say that this series isn’t comedic, for the most part.Ĭhapter One: A Long-Expected Party – Where we find out that the Ring can turn people both invisible and into an asshole.Ĭhapter Two: The Shadow Of The Past – Gandalf explains the plot to the rea…I mean Frodo.Ĭhapter Three: Three Is Company – The most epic journey in English literature begins. If you want to check out my series on The Hobbit, click here.
Since the index page I threw up for my “Decisive Battles” pulls in a good bit of traffic, I figure I should do the same for my Chapter by Chapter reviews of The Lord of the Rings.
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